let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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