I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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