have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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