I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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