I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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