i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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