Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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