More tranny stories later!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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