Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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