So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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