no, he came in my armpit
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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