Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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