3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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