Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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