He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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