talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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