tell your sister to shave her snatch
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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