that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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