no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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