just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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