real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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