bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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