sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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