Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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