Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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