Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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