Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Randomize
