so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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