handjob tips. give me some.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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