so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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