I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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