I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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