Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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