Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This is my gift to your gina
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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