My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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