no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Did we literally take a cab across the street
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
