on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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