Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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