he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
