I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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