the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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