Where are you?
In a non slutty way
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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