? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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