I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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