He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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