I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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