its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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