The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
how drunk are you?
Several
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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