She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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