i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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