cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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