I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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