that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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