maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
